Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Why Now? Because They Evidently Can't Read...

So-called "Christian" Groups are coming out of the woodwork to protest this Friday's opening of the movie verion of The Da Vinci Code.

So... why now? Why have they finally decided to protest their displeasure of the portrayal of the relationship between Jesus and Mary Magdalene as depicted in The Da Vinci Code?

Well, isn't it obvious? It's because it's a MOVIE. Books just don't seem to show up on their outrage radar... Which, I guess, proves that most of the members of these Christian Groups don't actually read books.

Which, actually, has been obvious. If you judge them by their behavior, most of the members of these so-called Christian Groups certainly haven't read, oh... THE BIBLE!!

I could go into more here, but I wrote a book about it... why not check out "Holy Sh!t: Or... Pat Robertson Is The Anti-Christ" find it here: